Another look at cycling, but still no sign of intelligent sports talk

Cyclist racing in Liège-Bastogne-LiègeLet’s take another look at cycling, shall we? I doubt I’ve fooled any of you into thinking I actually know much about this sport, but I do enjoy being a spectator. It’s probably one of the most relaxed sporting events I’ve attended, at least up until the caravan and cyclists get close (Then everyone goes crazy and you have to fight to keep your spot along the road). I’m learning more each time we go to a race, but I tend to tune out when Mathieu starts going on about how pretty the bikes are. I’m much more focused on the cyclists. Do you think they ride with their shirts open to get rid of that cyclist’s tan?